Found!

Discoveries:

1. Sleep is a vital function of the body.
2. Not enough of it is bad for you.
3. It is even worse when you are also hungover.
4. Greatest hangover fix=sleeping in NOT getting up and 4 am
5. Shots are fun
6. Bustiers are fun and not for the faint of heart
7. Cuddling with your bestie when drunk is the best sleep ever
8. Chem assignments should be finished before weekends.
9. Clubs are fun
10. The more I drink the more I seem to spend money
11. Airplanes don't always land.
12. NEVER play pool drunk. It is much much harder
13. Dying your hair is not that scary
14. Tequila is a kind of alcohol that is on entirely different level
15. My sex goddess is the queen of amazing weekends.

Reminder kiddies: When going out always ALWAYS wear a bra. Some of your friends may have a certain inclination to undo zippers that should never be undone in public.

Today, Vines Found...

"*Calgary is expensive.

*Drunk weekends are worth it.

*Best friends are priceless.

I had the time of my life,

And I owe it all to you."

Today Vines Found...

"*Her path to salvation through the Jehovah's.

*A very cute guy, potentially in her reach.

*Her love of babies is still very strong.

*Her love of Bailey is still very strong."

Today Vines Found...

"*The number to learn how to fly an airplane.

*She loves The Vampire Diaries.

*She has a lot of stuff in her mind she still needs to deal with."

Today Vines Found...

"*I kind of missed my home town.
*I love fall more than I realized.
*'Distance Decay' is a scary thing, and it doesn't just relate to Human Geography
*I can assemble furniture.

Distance decay - the further away one group is from another,

The less likely the two are to interact with each other.

Contact diminishes with increasing distance,

And eventually disappears."

Today Vines Found...

"Being an artist is really freaking expensive."

EPIC findings!

In the flat world Siss-ka-toon there was a girl named B.

She started off with a few friends and lots of time to do homework.

Then one day signs proclaimed of a wondrous game called the "HUSKIES HOMECOMING". Now young B was not aware that at such a game it was customary for all the Rezzies to don togas. As a newbie to the Rezzie population she donned her toga with the eager naive hope that the rains would stop falling and the Huskies would win. She followed her fellow drunk Rezzies to the game and sat with them and chanted the sacred chants of "TOGA, TOGA TOGA TOGA" and "UBC SUCK MY DICK (which soon became "UBC S MY D" when the Rezzies were informed of Stadium rules).

Soon after she arrived she learn she was actually part of another sacred tradition. The people of Rez who donned their Togas with pride would at half time proclaim their existence by running around the entire field of football with there togas in check as they were cheered on by fellow alumni and classmates for the "Annual Homecoming Halftime Running of the Togas". B proceeded to complete this and did not fall.

What followed could only be explained as a series of ridiculousness that resulted in some new friends and some very delicious Malibu.

After the toga run her little group of girls was accompanied home to Rez by some boys whom came to be known as "Sober" Dan and Jordon. "Sober" Dan was in possession of an amazing cellphone that would ring every time there was a party within a twenty mile radius of the Uni. Shortly the girls became a part of "Sober" Dan's crew. Said crew partied together and stuck together. The crew was above all other commitments (at least if there was a party). That is when B experienced her first Rez Party. Rez parties are a phenomenon that starts at about 7 and ends at midnight when the RAs and Campus Security come shut it down. It consists of about a 3 to 1 guy to girl ratio where everyone drinks beer and somehow 60 rezzies fit themselves in a 20 by 20 ft room with the music blasting "Like a G6". This continued for a few hours. Then B found herself being rushed away when the announcement came "If you aren't 19 get out! Campus Security is in the building!". B then ran and ended up in the room of Jordon with the rest of the crew and a no longer sober "Sober" Dan. They ordered some 2:00 am pizza and recapped the night. B felt her college life had finally started.

The next morning B awoke and joined her lovely roommate L for some much needed brunch. There she once again ran into "Sober" Dan and his cellphone. By the time she left brunch she had plans with the crew for two parties and 2:00 am pizza. The night began at the liquor store where "Sober" Dan bought white rum instead of Raspberry Zinfandel. They then proceeded in the golden chariot to the 7/11 for orange juice and Coke. The first party ended up being a bust and the crew headed back to "Sober" Dan and Kale's room for a regrouping. Then Dan's cellphone rang. "Sober" Dan became "Party" Dan once again as a House party emerged as their destination. This lasted until neighbours complained of the noise and the police shut it down. Back to Rez went the crew crammed into three cars one with Alan in the trunk. They again ended up in Jordon's room for 2:00 am pizza.

Now B and L thought this is where their night would end but no. They went on a crazy chase around Rez on a quest to find "The King of LAV" and the Legendary LAV cube. They ended waiting for hours for the chance of an audience. Where L met her second half a man with muscles, ego and vast knowledge of her favorite kind of music. They quickly got so in depth into a conversation that the only way to pull her away was with fascination of the thought of the LAV cube. Soon they witnessed a LAV cube in real life. It was orange and uglier than their Ath cube. They finally made it to their room at 4:00 and discussed their night with their RA the famous Jenna- Lee.

Needless to say they were very tired in the morning and drank a lot of coffee the next day.

Somethings but Still Searching

I have found the tv lounge, I have found my classes and I have finally found my roomate.

But I know it will take awhile to lose this feeling of butterflies that folllows me around and tells me to keep looking.

Today Vines Found...

"*A touch of home is always around.

*Love is around where you want it the least.

*Strange things happen every day."

Today Vines Found...

"*A new, beautiful MAC line.

*Some very cheap burberry perfume.

*A beginning to a new blog.

*A breath of hope for our blooming futures.

I miss you already.

Why does love always feel

Like a battlefield?"

To barely start.

So everyone I just want to remind you all to breathe, because you know sometimes we forget and it is the most basic human function.

Breathe in and out. Be patient. Most of all take a breath of confidence to take the chances waiting in front of you.

Miss you all too much already.