Found!

Discoveries:

1. Sleep is a vital function of the body.
2. Not enough of it is bad for you.
3. It is even worse when you are also hungover.
4. Greatest hangover fix=sleeping in NOT getting up and 4 am
5. Shots are fun
6. Bustiers are fun and not for the faint of heart
7. Cuddling with your bestie when drunk is the best sleep ever
8. Chem assignments should be finished before weekends.
9. Clubs are fun
10. The more I drink the more I seem to spend money
11. Airplanes don't always land.
12. NEVER play pool drunk. It is much much harder
13. Dying your hair is not that scary
14. Tequila is a kind of alcohol that is on entirely different level
15. My sex goddess is the queen of amazing weekends.

Reminder kiddies: When going out always ALWAYS wear a bra. Some of your friends may have a certain inclination to undo zippers that should never be undone in public.