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Some non vital information. I think I have been sleep talking more lately than I usually do. I no exact proof simply because I sleep usually by myself. But lately every time I wake up my mouth is dry as if i had a cold and was sleeping with it open cause my nose was stuffy. But I'm not sick and I never slept with my mouth open. Unless I'm talking.

I'm extremely curious as to what I mumble about.

I found out last year for the first time in my life that I do sleep talk a lot. I always knew I did a little bit. But apparently a sleep talk almost three to four times a week. This due to the fact that I shared a bedroom for the first time since I was 5.

Why do people sleeptalk?

Somniloquy or sleep-talking is a parasomnia that refers to talking aloud in one's sleep. It can be quite loud, ranging from simple sounds to long speeches, and can occur many times during sleep. Listeners may or may not be able to understand what the person is saying.^[1]

Sleep-talking usually occurs during transitory arousals from NREM sleep, which is when the body does not move smoothly from one stage in NREM sleep to another, and they become partially aroused from sleep. Further it can also occur during REM sleep at which time it represents a motor breakthrough (see sleep paralysis) of dream speech, words spoken in a dream are spoken out loud.

or sleep-talking is a parasomnia that refers to talking aloud in one's sleep. It can be quite loud, ranging from simple sounds to long speeches, and can occur many times during sleep. Listeners may or may not be able to understand what the person is saying.^[1]

Sleep-talking usually occurs during transitory arousals from NREM sleep, which is when the body does not move smoothly from one stage in NREM sleep to another, and they become partially aroused from sleep. Further it can also occur during REM sleep at which time it represents a motor breakthrough (see sleep paralysis) of dream speech, words spoken in a dream are spoken out loud.

Today, Vines Found...

"*There is a friend in her life who is too amazing.

Thank you, my love.
You have been the most understanding,
The easiest to talk to,
And the best friend to me through all of this.
You make me remember this is not a big deal,
And everything is great.
You don't make me feel insecure about it,
And you still treat me exactly the same.
I love you so much,
I don't think I could have gotten through this
As far as I have
Without you.
Thank you, thank you.
I love you so so much!"

This week in the windy city was found....

1. Feminine gay guys are just like girls, when someone breaks their heart they jump at the chance of new love the second a cute person walk in the room.
2. "I have medication I have to take before I go to bed, I'm so sorry we can't stay" Is the best excuse to get a friend out of having to sleep with someone they really don't want to without seeming rude.
3. My bestie does have the balls for something real *so so proud*
4. Colds apparently do not stop you from getting any.
5. Frat bonfires are fun
6. Wink wink
7. However if you do remove clothing, pre-warn best friends. Aka keep cellphone in hand at all times!
8. Sometimes chilling and playing board games is just as fun as getting drunk
9. Jello shots made of whipped cream vodka and red Jello are extremely delicious.
10. 19th birthdays are not quite as fun sober but are filled with many funny stories
11. Pouring salt on the table to draw dinosaurs will get you kicked out of the bar

Today, Vines Found...

"*The store for all her Roller Skate needs.

*A new bff for her wonderful collection.

*A new jewel to wear in her piercing.

*A super cute awesome ginger with the cutest daydream ideas ever (read below).

*A joy deep in her belly for her sweet love to come home.

*An idea sparking in the back of her brain.

Imagine how cute it would be

If it was a family tradition

For a bridge a groom to have a

Scavenger hunt.

The man would have a couple of hours to find his bride.

He would have to follow clues

And find tokens

And when they found each other, in the end,

The bride would be at a romantic spot

To do with their lives.

Whether it was their favorite place,

Where they first met,

Or where they got engaged,

It would be so romantic."

In one weekend.....

I have discovered.....

1. There is a pilsner drinking game
2. Shotgunning a beer is not as hard as previously believed
3. It is awesome to have a friend to catch the beer that spills out of the sides of your mouth when you shotgun a beer to keep your dress pretty and clean. Point of the story: Shotgun in pairs.
4. DO NOT stick around after assholes kick their bedroom door in because he lost the keys and someone locked it from the inside and then shut it. They are not very happy after the fact, but it is very very hilarious.
5. Your new but desperate guy friend is not someone you should "help" to find their phone. It just causes you to turn them down for the third time.
6. I may have a thing for physics majors
7. ....and dreadlocks

Today, Vines Found...

"*A new major
*A new crush
*A new pair of boots
*A new outlook

Things are looking up."

Found! by....

Dicoveries of Recent History:

1. Sneaking into bars makes you feel bad ass.
2. I have an entire lecture hall they refer to as the airplane room because the roof made for it's acoustics has about 50-100 paper airplanes trapped in it.
3. You really should go outside everyday it gets a little cooped up if you don't.
4. However at minus 4000 degrees you are forgiven if you don't.
5. Couches and floors are alway comfier when drunk.

And a final note kiddies, old drunk cowboys may remove their clothing while attempting to dance with you and get into your pants. They hope their chest hair and beer bellies attract you.