This week in the windy city was found....

1. Feminine gay guys are just like girls, when someone breaks their heart they jump at the chance of new love the second a cute person walk in the room.
2. "I have medication I have to take before I go to bed, I'm so sorry we can't stay" Is the best excuse to get a friend out of having to sleep with someone they really don't want to without seeming rude.
3. My bestie does have the balls for something real *so so proud*
4. Colds apparently do not stop you from getting any.
5. Frat bonfires are fun
6. Wink wink
7. However if you do remove clothing, pre-warn best friends. Aka keep cellphone in hand at all times!
8. Sometimes chilling and playing board games is just as fun as getting drunk
9. Jello shots made of whipped cream vodka and red Jello are extremely delicious.
10. 19th birthdays are not quite as fun sober but are filled with many funny stories
11. Pouring salt on the table to draw dinosaurs will get you kicked out of the bar