In one weekend.....

I have discovered.....

1. There is a pilsner drinking game
2. Shotgunning a beer is not as hard as previously believed
3. It is awesome to have a friend to catch the beer that spills out of the sides of your mouth when you shotgun a beer to keep your dress pretty and clean. Point of the story: Shotgun in pairs.
4. DO NOT stick around after assholes kick their bedroom door in because he lost the keys and someone locked it from the inside and then shut it. They are not very happy after the fact, but it is very very hilarious.
5. Your new but desperate guy friend is not someone you should "help" to find their phone. It just causes you to turn them down for the third time.
6. I may have a thing for physics majors
7. ....and dreadlocks