- Sneaking into bars makes you feel bad ass.
- I have an entire lecture hall they refer to as the airplane room because the roof made for it's acoustics has about 50-100 paper airplanes trapped in it.
- You really should go outside everyday it gets a little cooped up if you don't.
- However at minus 4000 degrees you are forgiven if you don't.
- Couches and floors are alway comfier when drunk.
And a final note kiddies, old drunk cowboys may remove their clothing while attempting to dance with you and get into your pants. They hope their chest hair and beer bellies attract you.
